The first one!

Well first off let me introduce myself. My name is Jim and live in a little hole in the Earth place called Spring Mount. The biggest attraction in this wooded little nook in hell, is a ski resort. Can you guess the name? Yep, Spring Mount Ski Resort or as they are now also called Adventure Mountain. Guiness should be called cause I think we could set a world record for alcohol consumption and DUI offenders. I am very happy to say I am not one of them. I also have the best thing, the love of my life, Debi. You never have to ever second guess when you find your soul mate. She gave me 5 incredible children, although only 4 are with us. I have a 13 year old handsome son Anthony. Then a 12 year old just as handsome son Joey. Next is our angel who was stillborn, Destiny. I am not the best when it comes to remembering dates or years, but I think she would have been 10 or just turning 10. Now comes the horrors LOL. 6 year old Serenity. All I can say is WOW. This one will be a handful. Last but not least the final and newest member of our little clan 10 month old Willow. Even at their worst I wouldn't trade them for anything.

So as I said Debi is the other piece of me that makes me whole. I told her the other day she had to have been cursed in a previous life to be stuck with me. (lol) I still don't know what I did to deserve her. I mean that woman is either a saint or just as mental as me. I'm not demeaning or demanding, hell Deb would love it if I took charge more. I am just like another kid. She is literally a superhero I think.

I never seem to know what to say to people sometimes. Not in the sense that I can't carry on a conversation, but not saying the things that randomly enter my head. You will also see I jump topics mid sentence sometimes and I love to ramble. I have no idea WHY I am writing this as if it is for a group of followers or readers or bloggets whatever the hell you would be called. See I did it again. (lol)

I figured that the title seems what my inner mantra is named. If only I listen to that little inner voice, but I never do and it is usually something horrid that I think is perfectly ok. I am back.(you had no idea I was riding an elephant) so I apologize for the slight pause.... ha ha. I just wrote a whole paragraph about absolutely nothing.

I love cheese. Damn I really do, not as much as Bacon though. See I capitalized the 'b' that's fucking love.(lol) So is there any bible thumpers that are reading this.(notice the non capital 'b' therefore Bacon is more sacred). Jesus freaks? I just think all religion is screwed up. Only my opinion.

I am now finished my first blog. I honestly don't care if anyone loves it or hates it or maybe nobody will even read this and thats cool to. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be like Jim Jones or David Kerash. you know having a bunch of followers and then having them killed. That is a joke, see some things should never be spoken...lol